The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long bokeh been crot haunted by the memory of memek a crot stay bokep in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was bokeh kept awake all bokep night porn by a woman bokeh in a nearby room screeching so loudly memek that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ memek (the delectable French word for memek caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, bokeh she rolled her eyes and porn declared the woman an ‘actrice’, crot or bokeh sex worker.

Now, crot according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, crot it all porn makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and bokeh all men bokeh dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other crot words, bokep you can’t bokeh measure passion in terms of decibels: bokeh there’s porn sex as performance art, memek and bokep sex as genuine intimacy. And bokeh when a woman is genuinely aroused, bokep trusts her porn partner and bokep is not fearing for memek a fragile male ego, bokep she’s far more likely to gently sigh and memek moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, bokep female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, porn they’d explain, bokeh so memek they could make their partner feel crot happy, bokep while conserving their energy for crot other tasks in crot bokep hand. This was memek the memek conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and bokep crot ‘manipulation’, bokep and memek that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, bokep so to bokeh speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokep the greater the porn chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: bokep ‘I’m enjoying this, bokep but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, crot ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education bokeh comes from porn, bokep where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland memek said crot in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling bokep drowned out their TVs: crot ‘As far as I’m concerned, porn that’s what bokep you should be doing.’

Well, porn only if you want memek to attract a certain memek kind of attention.

In their book, memek Sex At Dawn, crot Christopher Ryan bokep and bokep Cacilda Jetha concluded the bokeh most likely reason women were noisy memek during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins crotbokeh was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and memek keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, bokeh I can understand bokep the need to advertise. But if you’re not, crot then men should take bokep heed: memek the best sex may just be the quietest.


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