The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling
I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night memek by a porn woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.
When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for bokep caterwauling) to the receptionist the next bokeh morning, porn she rolled her eyes and crot declared the woman an ‘actrice’, crot or memek sex worker.
Now, crot according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, crot it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and crot all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, porn you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: porn there’s sex bokeh as performance art, porn porn and bokeh sex as genuine intimacy. And bokep when a woman is genuinely aroused, memek trusts bokep her partner and bokep is not fearing for crot a fragile male ego, bokep she’s far bokeh more likely to gently sigh and crot moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.
In my days editing The crot Erotic bokeh Review magazine, memek female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, porn they’d explain, crot so they could make their partner feel happy, bokeh while conserving their energy for crot other tasks bokep in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were memek all about manners and bokeh ‘manipulation’, memek and crot that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, bokeh so to speak.
A new study confirms the louder the bokep cry of ecstasy, bokeh bokeh the greater memek the chance the orgasm is being faked bokep (Stock memek Image
It was like saying: memek ‘I’m enjoying this, crot but can you get a bloomin’ move bokeh on.’ Sound familiar, bokep ladies?
The crot only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, crot where loud always equals better.
As a woman from Sunderland crot said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: bokeh ‘As far memek as I’m concerned, crot that’s what you should be doing.’
Well, memek only if you want to attract a memek certain kind of attention.
In their book, bokeh Sex At Dawn, crot bokep Christopher Ryan and porn Cacilda Jetha memek concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and bokeh keen to copulate.
If memek you’re a sex worker, bokeh I can understand crot the need porn to advertise. But if you’re not, bokeh then men should crot take heed: porn the best crot sex may just be the quietest.
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